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goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

Me in two sentences.
  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

earthdad:

when ur favorite show comes on tv

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edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.